Just in a silly mood today and had an idea for a discipline for a Dwarfathlon (think of it as a dwarven art of decathlon ;) ):
First discipline would be keg-throw:
Rules are quiet simple, as all disciplines in Dwarfathlon must have simple rules because of the amount of alcohol that is included in every discipline ;)
After a proper warm-up (*) you
- go to the bar, get a beer,
- quaff the beer as fast as you can
- get to a mark (line)
- throw the empty keg as far as you can
Step 1-4 are repeated as long as the ..let’s call him/her..athlete can stand without any assistance (be it person or object).
The thrown distances are added. The athlete with the biggest thrown distance is declared the winner. If two athletes happen to have the exact same distance, the time in step 2 is compared. The fastest athlete then wins. If there is still no winner after this, then they have a shoot-out.
One further round (step 1-4), as both participants had some time to regenerate and should easily be able to make at least one round . Oh.. the name is on purpose ..guess why ;) This is repeated until one of the winning conditions is fulfilled.
So.. one discipline is there.. there is room for 9 other. Feel free to add a discipline.
(*) which exact form is still under discussion