Back in August I posted a list for Greenskins, but as I’m playing dwarves now..this list has to be added.
So here it is:
10. No harps. It’s drums, trumpets, loud singing and such.. manly music, not sissy-music.
9. Washing is easy. Just drink some beer and everything will be fine.
8. You are stubborn! Don’t even try to discuss why this is a pro ;)
7. There are plenty of entries in your Book of Grudges, so your life has a purpose.
5. The beard is a good place to store some tools, food, beer .. In general everything you will need outside of the mines. Swiss-Army-Beard so to say ;)
4. You can insult an elf and no one would think of you as being a jerk.
3. Your belly size gives you a low lying center of mass, making it harder to knock you down. Though Syp often lies around… Question remains: Is Syp trying to lower the center of mass even more or is he (would “she” be more appropriate?) just lazy? ;)
2. Beer in general.
1. You can punch an elf in the face and no one would think of you as being a jerk. ;)