10 reasons why to choose a dwarf   2 comments


Back in August I posted a list for Greenskins, but as I’m playing dwarves now..this list has to be added.

So here it is:

10. No harps. It’s drums, trumpets, loud singing and such.. manly music, not sissy-music.

9. Washing is easy. Just drink some beer and everything will be fine.

8. You are stubborn! Don’t even try to discuss why this is a pro ;)

7. There are plenty of entries in your Book of Grudges, so your life has a purpose.

6. Ale!

5. The beard is a good place to store some tools, food, beer .. In general everything you will need outside of the mines. Swiss-Army-Beard so to say ;)

4. You can insult an elf and no one would think of you as being a jerk.

3. Your belly size gives you a low lying center of mass, making it harder to knock you down. Though Syp often lies around… Question remains: Is Syp trying to lower the center of mass even more or is he (would “she” be more appropriate?)  just lazy? ;)

2. Beer in general.

1. You can punch an elf in the face and no one would think of you as being a jerk. ;)

Posted December 9, 2008 by Karic in Dwarves, General, humor

2 responses to “10 reasons why to choose a dwarf

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  1. 11. Finally you can get your girlish inside out of your system and weave braids.

  2. Great post! Being short you can ‘stealth’ into battle and chop at Black Orc knees…

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